so I used to work at cvs and one time we had to call the cops because some guy was harassing me over the phone about narcotics which is a big no-no, like don’t do that
anyway, the cop that showed up was hot and I flirted with him and he casually mentioned he was just getting off his shift after and I wish my life was made up of one-shots because I so would have had sex with him in the back of a patrol car
Sebastian Stan is illegal and somebody should stop him (∞)
the sound of people eating and chewing loudly makes my veins burns with hot rage and the volume of my music to go up
[AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS A JUICE BOX WHILE RESEARCHING FEMALE SERIAL KILLERS AND CULT LEADERS]
I like to write stories because my characters live forever while I can’t.
guys I graduated from high school