[AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS A JUICE BOX WHILE RESEARCHING FEMALE SERIAL KILLERS AND CULT LEADERS]
I like to write stories because my characters live forever while I can’t.
guys I graduated from high school
#ill bet he’s really buff #that northerner you talk about #and he’s got everything that i have to live without #cat talks #to me #i laugh cuz it’s just so funny #that i can’t even see #lysa when cat’s with me #cat says she’s so in love #she’s finally got it right #i wonder if she knows i masturbate to her at night
- Dean: So, uh, you saved me from hell? I'm sorry I stabbed you there, I wasn't thinking straight
- Dean: I think we can be friends
- Dean: Maybe we can even be lovers...
- Castiel: I would like that
- Dean: GOOD. SO FROM NOW ON YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY AND YOU WILL SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, AND I'M GOING TO SORT OF HATE YOU MOST TIMES, AND I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE SAVED, AND YOU'RE GOING TO INSIST THAT I DO SO YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING UNTIL YOU DIE A DOZEN TIMES AND END UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. BECAUSE WHEN I SAID "YOU ARE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME", I MEANT LIKE THE BROTHER I LEFT IN LUCIFER'S CAGE.
- Dean: So, eye sex?