I like to write stories because my characters live forever while I can’t. 

posted 2 months ago with 1 note



guys I graduated from high school

posted 11 months ago with 1 note






melisandres:

melisandres:

minebyrights:

melisandres:

myladymother:

onionjulius:

catelyntully:

#cause he wears thick furs i wear nice robes #he’s lord of winterfell and i run brothels #dreamin bout the day #when cat wakes up and finds #that what she’s not looking for #has still been obsessed this whole time

#and i said #CATELYN TULLY GIVE ME YOUR FAVOR I NEED IT SO THAT I CAN DUEL #this love is difficult #AND IT’S CRU-UEL #i talked to your dad and #it’s a fucking big mess #it was never gonna happen #I HAD TO JUST KILL NED

#ill bet he’s really buff #that northerner you talk about #and he’s got everything that i have to live without #cat talks #to me #i laugh cuz it’s just so funny #that i can’t even see #lysa when cat’s with me #cat says she’s so in love #she’s finally got it right #i wonder if she knows i masturbate to her at night

#because she’s the reason for the teardrops on my brothel floor #the only one i want to see walk through my brothel door #she’s the red headed chick who i keep creepin on don’t know why ii dooooo #she’s the older sister the young one’s never enough #and she’s all that i need to stalk it’s true

#You sit in class next to a redhead named Catelyn and soon enough you’re best friends #laughing at her younger sister who thinks she’s so cool #you’ll be in her skirts as soon as you can #and then she’s on her very first date and he’s from the North #and you feel like cryyyyyiiiing


  • Dean: So, uh, you saved me from hell? I'm sorry I stabbed you there, I wasn't thinking straight
  • Dean: I think we can be friends
  • Dean: Maybe we can even be lovers...
  • Castiel: I would like that
  • Dean: GOOD. SO FROM NOW ON YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY AND YOU WILL SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT, AND I'M GOING TO SORT OF HATE YOU MOST TIMES, AND I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE SAVED, AND YOU'RE GOING TO INSIST THAT I DO SO YOU'RE GOING TO KEEP DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING UNTIL YOU DIE A DOZEN TIMES AND END UP IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION. BECAUSE WHEN I SAID "YOU ARE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME", I MEANT LIKE THE BROTHER I LEFT IN LUCIFER'S CAGE.
  • Dean: So, eye sex?