so I used to work at cvs and one time we had to call the cops because some guy was harassing me over the phone about narcotics which is a big no-no, like don’t do that

anyway, the cop that showed up was hot and I flirted with him and he casually mentioned he was just getting off his shift after and I wish my life was made up of one-shots because I so would have had sex with him in the back of a patrol car

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the sound of people eating and chewing loudly makes my veins burns with hot rage and the volume of my music to go up

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I like to write stories because my characters live forever while I can’t. 

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guys I graduated from high school

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