was this show even real
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
marvel rule 63: tony stark
My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.
#WHAT #A #GOOD #g o d sometimes i think of this and laugh because you can forget about the cult following in universe as well as out of universe #the way people would talk about tony stark as a woman would focus more on her sexual escapades than her role in the military complex #her nickname wouldn’t be the merchant of death it’d be girl gone wild #and the media coverage would look more like that of a socialite than donald trump #and you can forget about her heading the board once her sex tape leaks even if all those old white men knew how brilliant she was #they’d rather run the company into the ground with basic designs than let her at the helm
me at the movies
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.