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yancybeckett:

was this show even real

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ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

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juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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romeinruins:

marvel rule 63: tony stark

My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself. 

#WHAT  # #GOOD  #g o d sometimes i think of this and laugh because you can forget about the cult following in universe as well as out of universe  #the way people would talk about tony stark as a woman would focus more on her sexual escapades than her role in the military complex  #her nickname wouldn’t be the merchant of death it’d be girl gone wild  #and the media coverage would look more like that of a socialite than donald trump  #and you can forget about her heading the board once her sex tape leaks even if all those old white men knew how brilliant she was  #they’d rather run the company into the ground with basic designs than let her at the helm 

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vinebox:

me at the movies

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In honor of the two conflicting holidays

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

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sh1re:

happy easter

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grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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penis-hilton:

me dying

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