virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

incomparablyme:

F•R•I•E•N•D•S, The One With All the Thanksgivings (S05E08)

momjoon:

me caring is a publicity stunt

moleshow:

freakphone:

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

jumex:

Im not even alive im just collecting data

homelesswerewolf:

You’re all fake as fuck

Tom Hardy has been out here with that ass, and those lips, and those slutty MySpace photos for years. FOR YEARS. But now all of sudden he’s got a hot dog tongue and y’all wanna smash? No. I’ve wanted to fuck Tom Hardy for years. YEARS. You are not welcome on this bandwagon.

depression-healthy-carrier:

Me: it’s not even that serious.

Inner me: have a breakdown

bitchycode:

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

enlargers:

“can i ask you something?” my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

sonnet20:

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

sleepyamericanteen:

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor