These are the acoustic waves of a couple saying “I do.” I’m pretty sure the linguist in me just died from the awesomeness of this.
#LOOK AT ME SEXILY LET THIS DIRT FALL OUT OF MY HANDS #YEAH I’M SEXY LOOKING DRAMATICALLY AT THE CAMERA #HMMM LOOK AT ME AND MY BRO SEXILY POSING HERE #I’M GONNA SEXILY FIX MY SEXY HAIR AW YESSS #OH WAIT I’M TOO SEXY FOR ALL YOU SO I’M GONNA SEXILY TURN AWAY #MMMM I’M STILL HOLDING THAT DIRT OVER A CAN ALL SEXY LIKE #YES YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT
(via humblyjumbly)
in biology, just found out that I can’t turn in late work anymore for full credit

LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
LESTRADE’S LEAST IRRITATING OFFICER IS LESTRADE.
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(via karenandthababes)
Anonymous asked: Irene's lips are red/My balls are blue/Your teasing must stop/Watson, I'm talking to you.

roses are red
violets are blue
you must be reichenbach because i’m falling for youroses are red
violets are blue
look at this love that i.o.uDeduction is great
It requires precision
Forget John and Sherlock
You’re my division.Mycroft is fat
Sherlock is thinner
I’ll be your Irene
Let’s have dinner.Roses are red.
Skulls are white.
I made you some coffee,
My conductor of light.Roses are red
Performance is art
Please love me back
Or I’ll burn out your heart.
Roses are red,
You I will allow.
I’ll come back for you,
Daddy’s had enough now.
(via youcouldbethatclever)


